PARKRUN

Yes, we all know you ran 5k.

So, you know parkrun

From the outside
it looks like fun

Except, when you're there
bringing up the derriere
forced to watch some keen cunt sprint it all

While you're huffing and puffing and trying not to fall

It sucks and trust me, I've been
they're overrated
And for saying this I'm sure I'll be hated

But
In conclusion
Fuck you parkrun

This, this is what you all look like. (Ok, I know it’s from Full Metal Jacket but still…)

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